AVOID THE BUMMER LIFE

Outliving the bastards one hard-earned beer at time.

Author: K2VFZ

  • Le Tour de Seattle

    Le Tour de Seattle

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    This was hashed out over several cups of coffee. I’ll be remote in the Seattle area for a couple of weeks in July and had an open weekend to fill. Rough-cut of the itinerary, starting just outside of Carnation, WA:

    Friday 7/22

    3:00pm – ride to Mill Creek

    Saturday 7/23

    6:00am – Mill Creek to the ferry station in Seattle

    11:25am – take ferry to Bainbridge Island

    12:00pm – check out the bike shop/museum and probably grab a bite

    1:00pm – ride a section of the Chilly Hilly route up to Eleven Winery

    ??:??pm – easy 4 mile cruise to the hotel

    Sunday 7/24

    7:00am – another section of the Chilly Hilly route towards the ferry station

    8:30am – breakfast at Blackbird Bakery

    9:45am – ferry back to Seattle

    10:15am – Seattle to Element Cycles in Redmond

    12:00pm – RAMROD packet pickup & BBQ

    1:30pm – back to Carnation

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    July 30 Update:

    And like that, it’s all over. A lot of solo time on the bike; burning through miles, thinking about life and thinking about nothing. Drinking wine by myself in a hotel room while my bibs dry in the bathroom shower. Being honked at. Getting waves. Sweating the days crashing and nights.

    The front-end of this trip was a RAGNAR run north of Seattle where I did 28 miles within a 24 hour span. The backend was the RAMROD where the ride was something like 150 miles with 11,000 ft of elevation.

    I’m cooked.

  • Albion Loop

    Albion Loop

    Road cycling is freeing. The constant wind in your face, views flying by quickly, but no so quickly that you can’t digest them, the effort and the low-grade fear of vehicles.

    Every ride is a true to life experience.

    There’s a loop around here some refer to as the Albion Loop that starts in Pullman, rolls the hills of the Wawawai Highway, climbs Klemgard hill and drops down into the valley to speed through the small town of Albion. It’s just under 25 miles, takes a hair over an hour depending on wind, and is a real no-brainer.

    When I’m in cycling shape, I’ll do this ride once a week. It’s great for training and tremendous at clearing the mind. Simple enough to do with zero planning but there will be two or three sections that really make you work, and think.

    If you ever find yourself in Eastern Washington and would enjoy a quick ride, do it. Also, hit me up and I’ll do it with ya because I honestly can’t ride it enough.

  • Obliteride 2020

    Obliteride 2020

    The Fred Hutch Foundation (based in Seattle) hosts a fundraising event every year called the Obliteride, with the intent on raising money to obliterate cancer through research. Because COVID, this year’s event is virtual so I planned my own century route.

    Last week I headed out for a lunch ride where, long story short, I blew up the carbon frame on my road bike. I’m okay, but my beloved Orbea is most certainly not. Scrambling, I found a robin’s egg blue gravel bike, a Salsa Warbird, in a local shop that just happens to be my size. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

    Big shift in the plan and now my century road ride has turned into a century farm-road ride. Considerably tougher on an unfamiliar route with a brand-new bike. What could go wrong?

  • Sonoran Revisit

    Sonoran Revisit

    Visited the hometown of Ahwatukee, Arizona. I grew up mountain biking South Mountain park, but this trip I brought my road bike and clocked about 60 miles around, and up to the top, of the mountain.

  • Shots in Salt Lake City

    Shots in Salt Lake City

    Meet up with the college buddies for a good ‘ol fashioned football tailgate. The weather was miserable as was the outcome of the game, but Utah fans were the absolute best. Shot with a Kodak disposable.

  • Tents in Roslyn

    Tents in Roslyn

    Followed the brother-in-law out into the wilds of roslyn, washington for a few days of traversing barely-navigable trails and encountering incredible views.

  • Somewhere in Central Wash

    Somewhere in Central Wash

    Met April in the middle of the middle. It was her location and her plan, I was just along of the hike. The intention was to overnight at some designated campsite but we very quickly (not quickly enough) realized that we were completely off route. Decision-making wasn’t our best set of skills this trip and we ended up following active train rail back to the trailhead.

  • Boland’s Cabin

    A weekend at my friend’s family retreat way up in Northern Idaho.

  • Dry Fly

    Dry Fly

    Tagged along with my buddy Tonda and did some fly fishing in the backwoods of northern Idaho.

  • Grand Canyon 2006

    Grand Canyon 2006

    Was invited to hike the Canyon by a random group. Unfortunately, I didn’t document much at the time, but I did manage to save these photos. I do remember that the night before the hike we stayed at a hotel in Flagstaff. Waking up early to get on the road we walked to the parking lot to see our vehicle with all doors wide open; someone didn’t lock the car and it was cleaned out. Luckily most of our gear had been brought with us into the hotel room, but a few things were lost including a digital camera, some trekking poles, and my boots.

    But hell, we were on a tight schedule and the Grand Canyon has no compassion for man’s folly. I ended up doing the trip in Chacos and regret nothing more than not taking a single picture of my feet.